The 7 Habits Of Professional Bullshitters

Know the
PAFYAFFING: PULLING ADVICE FROM YOUR ASS(pirations) FOR FINANCIAL GAIN:

1. Chase that which makes Absolutely No Sense Whatso Ev R: The ANSWER
   
2. Own the Unknown: make up your own answers and you capitalise on confusion
   
3. Simplicate: keep it complex enough to be an authority & simple enough to be understood
   
4. Parafraze (= R&D = Rehash & Disguise) i.e. jump on a bandwagon, add wings & fly it your own way
   
5. Know your STUBID: Special Talent from a Unique Blessing In Disguise
   
6. Schmooze: get people to like you so you can flirt for information
   
7. Pose like a hero / pretend you care: ‘The Façade Of Kindness & Understanding (FOK U)’